I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!
Lokho kuyimbuyiselo enhle. Wonke umuntu uyayithanda, ikakhulukazi uma kukhona abangaphezu koyedwa. Ngathenga umshini wokuwasha ngenkathi omunye efaka omunye wangena ngaphansi kwengubo yami. Ukuhlola ompompi bami. Senza sobathathu cishe amahora amahlanu. Zajabula izinsizwa nami ngimanzi te isidoda. Ngicabanga ukuthenga kaningi ngokudiliva.
Uma umfana ekhohlisa itshwele, angabhebha noma ubani amfunayo. Ngakho-ke i-brunette yanquma ukuzinikela ku-negro futhi ivumele isoka layo libone. Futhi ngivumelana naye ngokuphelele - vula isibumbu sakho futhi ungasifihli ubumnandi bomhlaba. Vumela abanye bathokozele umcebo wakho! Izivakashi ezibungaza njengakulabhulali yomphakathi - zivumele zibone isithupha sakho "